I received the "I Never Tell A Lie" meme from my dear friend, Ginger Simpson. She's got hers posted on her "
Dishin' It Out" blog. Why she had to drag me into this, I don't know, but here goes.
Here's the Rules:
Sometimes you can learn more about a person by what they don’t tell you. Sometimes you can learn a lot from the things they just make up. If you are tagged with this Meme, lie to me. Then tag 7 other folks (one for each deadly sin) and hope they can lie.
Pride: What is your biggest contribution to the world?
That would have to be my work helping to find a cure for cancer. It was a long, hard year, but worth every minute. (I really did do this, honest!)
Envy: What do your coworkers (fellow authors) wish they had which is yours?
I bet J.K. Rowling wishes she had royalty checks like mine!
Gluttony: What did you eat last night?
Too much.
Lust: What really lights your fire?
The naked vacuum cleaner guy.
Anger: What is the last thing that really pissed you off?
When Ron Howard and Steven Spielberg got into a bidding war to option my book as a movie. Come on guys, somebody decide!
Greed: Name something you keep from others.
My stash of honey-wheat pretzels.
Sloth: What's the laziest thing you've ever done?
Nothing...no, I mean it. The laziest thing I've ever done is nothing at all.
There, are you happy now, Ginger? You made me tell my deepest, darkest secrets at gunpoint! Sheesh!